Failure to plan is planning to fail!! Well lucky for me my wife Ann is the most organized person I know. She does a great job keeping me in check because I'm one of the most unorganized people I know. But not even she could help with day one of training.
Let's take a step back real quick. Let me introduce myself, afterall it might be weird to read about a total stranger. My name is Sam Hardman, i'm a Realtor in Northern Virginia where I grew up. I have a wonderful family, my wife Ann, and 2 boys, Sammy and Mason. I'm a bigger fella and when my second son Mason was born I decided it was time to get in shape. I started a diet and weighed in at a svelte 300lbs. (not my finest moment) Just through diet I was able to drop 60 lbs and there I've sat for about a year. I wanted to start working out and I had alway wanted to finish a triathlon. So i did. I finished my first sprint tri in June of 2010, and not even in last place. It was awesome!! So awesome that i signed up for another one in October 2010. The problem was that I hardly worked out at all between the two races, and it showed. My tri in Oct was hard for me. I was embarrassed. So now, I will use that feeling to fuel me through this off season, and I will be more than ready next spring. Today was the first day of training and I chose to swim, it's what i struggle with the most.
Knowing that I would be swimming this morning, Ann had me pack last night so I would be good to go. My boys typically wake up at 6:30 or so. We get ready and I take them to daycare at 8:00. I would be to the pool and in the water by 8:15, out changed at to work by 9:30. Perfect!!
What happened was the boys slept until 7:30, I forgot that I had taken their car seats out of my car, so those had to be put back in. I had to put dinner in the crock pot and make breakfast for me and the boys. I dropped them of at daycare a full HOUR late. Not cool, that's a real rookie move.
I got the the pool, or apparently the senior center soaking spot as it should be called, at 9:15. When I got to the locker room, I was the youngest on there by at lease 30 years. I saw a man in the shower, curtain open mind you, with a cane. Those guys love being naked!! Zero sence of urgency to cover anything up...none. Just loose skin moving about here and there. Anyway, I got in the pool swam my laps, taking breaks frequently, while the 80 year old woman next to me just kept going. I have work to do!!! At least my bag was all packed the night before right? Wrong... I forgot underwear!!! I am a 31 year old man who forgot to pack underwear!!! I think I actually heard one of my naked locker room buddies mumble something about it as I put on my pants commando style. So now, here I sit, at the office, typing away, free ballin...but at least day 1 is done. Let's see what day 2 brings??
Freakin hysterical Sam!!!! Keep at it my friend!
ReplyDeleteBTW: this is really Christa :-)
ReplyDeleteOMG! Laughing hysterically! You rock! So proud of you and thanks for the shout out!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to say I shed a tear reading this. I was laughing that hard. Mostly because I've done a few of things myself, just not all in one day.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I'll be following your adventures. I love hearing a fellow man's perspective on things since so few of us are willing to share the nitty gritty details. And since you're clearly willing to admit you have no underwear on right now, you're tops in my mind.
Or is it your bottom's in my mind?
Wow. My husband used to share stories about the shameless naked old men at the gym. I thought he was making it up, but I guess not! I never saw naked old women in the women's locker room!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your blog. Keep up the great work on your training. I hope your coworkers do not read your blog or they will look strange at you all day today. :-)
ReplyDeleteKevin
http://halftriing.blogspot.com/
OMG!!! I almost spit out my water all over my computer!!
ReplyDeleteWe all might be strangers, but we are brought together with a common interest, you will see its a pretty great little community.